well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Fuck appropriateness.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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