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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I will be naked everywhere
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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