These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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