well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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