If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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