Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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