We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
This can only be settled by a dance off.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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