i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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