Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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