well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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