just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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