1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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