Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Randomize
