Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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