The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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