I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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