YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
