That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
He has the fingertips of a God
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