its not stalking. its research.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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