I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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