one two three fourrrrnication!
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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