So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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