just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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