I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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