can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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