I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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