"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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