Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
