I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
So squirting runs in the family.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
