Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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