absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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