think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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