Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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