We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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