So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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