Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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