sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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