Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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