just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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