Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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