He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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