Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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