the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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