There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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