Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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