He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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