dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Even my vagina gasped.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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