She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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