It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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