if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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