omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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