Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
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i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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