Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
why didn't you poke me back
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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