i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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