my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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