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say what?
wanna hang out?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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